10 Hilarious Responses to “If Your Ex Was a Street Sign, What Would It Read?”
Comparing an ex to a street sign is an intriguing analogy that may arise from a desire to express their impact on our life. Just as street signs serve as navigational markers, directing us through unfamiliar territory, an ex can also influence our journey.
Going Around In Circles
One user said, “Upcoming Circle” because we keep going round and round, with no destination.
Toxic
A second user shared, “ Skull and Crossbones/Toxic” because, in typical “toxic” fashion, I still remain connected to them in one way or another. …”
Dangerous Curves
This user said, “Dangerous Curves Ahead” Ya know, I am usually pretty critical of my ex-wife, but for this question, I’ll remember the good things about her.
No U-Turns
Someone shared, “I have no idea what street sign my Ex would be. But here’s mine for moving on, No U-turns.”
Speed Bumps Ahead
A poster commented, “Speed bump because our relationship was full of bumps in the road. Like one after another.”
Open Trench
Someone mentioned “Open Trench, and it’s pretty obvious why. But for the oblivious, she has probably hooked up with everyone in our small town at some point.”
One Way
A top-liked comment said, “One Way, because it was always his way, and he’d throw a fit if things didn’t go his way or if I ever objected to anything.”
Scotch St.
This person said, “Scotch Street, I may be overly critical and making fun of his addiction, but the man was a drinker!”
Broken Dreams Blvrd.
One user mentioned, “Boulevard Of Broken Dreams. Constantly making promises for the future and leading me to believe there was a future!”
Easy Street
This person added, “Easy Street, you can guess why she would be named that.”
Beautiful Scenery
Someone said, “Beautiful scenery ahead. My life with him after many failed relationships has shown me the beauty of what I was missing when I was with all the wrong people.”
Expectant Mother
A poster mentioned, “Expectant mother parking, she cheated on me and became pregnant. Oddly, she is not sure who the father is.”
Dead End
This user stated, “Dead end. Our relationship was over before it even started (again). Right off the bat, I knew getting back together was a bad idea.”
Seek Alt. Routes
Finally, a user shared, “Seek alternate routes. Although it didn’t end all that great, I met a friend of hers, and we’ve been together for 4 years!
Source: Facebook
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